Danielle

Favorite one-liners from broadway shows

my favs are

Legally Blonde (emett)- "What is this, my second my third i don't know but i am LOVIIIIIING ITTTTT"

wicked (elphaba)- "Well we all can't travel by bubble!!!"

What are your favorites

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Nightingale-DuetPermalink Reply by Nightingale-Duet on March 1, 2010 at 3:54pm
I love that line. Because it's kind of true, in it's own way. :)
Sophie PopovichPermalink Reply by Sophie Popovich on March 1, 2010 at 5:08pm
It's probably my favorite line in Wicked.
Cybil BennettPermalink Reply by Cybil Bennett on March 3, 2010 at 7:40pm
I love this line. Makes me laugh every time.
Ellie MartinoPermalink Reply by Ellie Martino on March 1, 2010 at 10:40pm
Carmen: He's having a stroke
Max: What?
Carmen: of GENIUS!!!

that is my favorite line ever in the producers!!!
ellen mcgrathPermalink Reply by ellen mcgrath on March 3, 2010 at 1:22pm
wicked-elphaba-well we cant all come and go by bubble
rent-mark-coming up next vampire well fair queens who are compulsive bowlers
wicked-galinda-pink goes good with green
Cybil BennettPermalink Reply by Cybil Bennett on March 3, 2010 at 7:41pm
"Let the green girl go" Wicked
Karl DelossantosPermalink Reply by Karl Delossantos on March 4, 2010 at 6:29am
Next to Normal (Diana)- "People who think they're happy just haven't thought about it enough, people who think they're happy are just stupid."
AlYsSaPermalink Reply by AlYsSa on August 27, 2011 at 2:29pm

 

From The Addams Family (some of my favorite one-liners. I don't know if some of these are one liners or not....):

Morticia: It's all she ever talks about. Lucas, Lucas, Lucas!

Gomez: Always three times?

 

Alice:Excuse me, do you have a little girls room?

Gomez:We used to, but then we let them all go. 

 

Uncle Fester:You're probably thinking "What could a fat, bald person with no specific sexuality know about love?"

 

Morticia: I don't wanna end up like your mother!!

Gomez: My mother? I thought she was your mother. Seriously.

 

Mal: DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT!

Gomez: DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT!

Grandmama: Don't talk to who like what?

Morticia: Zip it, Grandma.

Grandmama: Bite me, Goldilocks.

Abby MPermalink Reply by Abby M on August 27, 2011 at 4:16pm

"Broadway! I havent been so happy since we crushed Poland!!!" - The Producers

 

" Quote shakespear and peal me like a banana" - All Shook Up

 

"do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
"and then some"- Chicago

 

"You mean that smell is you? Oh GOD. If I could bottle you, I'd shove you under my armpits every day."-the producers

 


 


AlYsSaPermalink Reply by AlYsSa on August 28, 2011 at 9:10am
Squeeeee! I love The Producers!!!! =DDDD
Melissa SchildkrautPermalink Reply by Melissa Schildkraut on August 28, 2011 at 11:35am

Adolph Elizabeth Hitler!

 

Enough said.

Celeste KamiyaPermalink Reply by Celeste Kamiya on August 28, 2011 at 1:39pm

I'm a big fan of all of Mary Flynn's sarcastic/drunk one-liners in the beginning scene of Merrily We Roll Along, especially "What do you do?" "I drink." "No, what do you really do?" I really drink!" ... and "I wrote the screenplay to Frank's movie." "I'll keep your secret." ... AND "I loved your book. I read it twice [or something]." "Oh, you didn't get it the first time?"

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