Favorite one-liners from broadway shows

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Permalink Reply by Janine on February 18, 2009 at 9:50pm

"Let's sneak into the little gold room open up a bottle of wine and talk about it."

Dolly Tate in the Ballroom scene in Annie Get Your Gun

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Permalink Reply by Jake P. on March 1, 2009 at 12:32pm

I love Wicked's one-liner: "Well we all can't travel by bubble!"

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Permalink Reply by Whitney on March 1, 2009 at 2:38pm

Angel: "I was a boyscout once, and a Brownie til' some little bratt got scared" I love that line from RENT!

George: "And those breasts i mean God please just let those apples fall" Spring Awakening is awsome!

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Permalink Reply by George on March 7, 2009 at 1:57am

Patti Lupone Gypsy "STOP TAKING PICTURES!" Jan 10th performance.

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Permalink Reply by Z Varnes on March 7, 2009 at 2:35am

"So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... into his head."

--Cell Block Tango, Chicago

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Permalink Reply by Pep Speed on March 7, 2009 at 3:52am

one of my all time favs from "Company"

Joanne (sarcastically about Susan): Isn't she DARLING with all that free help!

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Permalink Reply by Meagan on March 7, 2009 at 10:16am

How about "There is no body here we could take off our shoes and stocking ...AND PADDLE!!!" Edith Pirates of penzance

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Permalink Reply by Terryn on March 7, 2009 at 10:34am

my favorite one liner from rent is when angel introduces himself and collins looks back and goes "aaaangel, indeed"

from legally blonde - "what's so special about her, has she got 3 boobs?"

from 13 is in hey kendra when they say "we're gonna get some popcorn and some raisonets.." and brett replies "chocolate covered" in that voice.

haha, (:

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Permalink Reply by Z Varnes on March 8, 2009 at 4:55am

"The reviews come out a lot faster when the critics leave at intermission."

-- Max Bialystock in The Producers

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Permalink Reply by Rachel on March 8, 2009 at 11:42pm

Annie (Annie) "OH BOY SURE!...who's Babe Ruth?"

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Permalink Reply by Rachel Carpenter on March 9, 2009 at 6:15pm

RENT- "There will always be women in rubber flirting with me"
" Markyy sell us your soul!"
Wicked- "Now wait just a clock tick!"
" Well we can't all come and go by bubble"
Thoroughly Modern Millie- "I've never read Tom Sawyer, was he sexy?"
Victor Victoria- " Well there's this polish fairy ya see..."
"He's a woman!!!"
Avenue Q- "Jesus was Jewish!"
"Put my earmuffs on the cookie... who painted the kitten?"
[title of show]- "At least my nose could take her nose in a cage match of noses!"
"A little part of me wants to punch those motherf****ers in the teeth!"


and the list goes on and on and on.....

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Permalink Reply by Miss Carol on March 9, 2009 at 6:55pm

legally blonde- what's up doc?
phantom-come to me angel of music
a chorus line-take care of my son
TMM- 18 years!
footloose-"i can't dance!"
seussical- are you real or are you a very large think?

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