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Favorite one-liners from broadway shows
my favs are
Legally Blonde (emett)- "What is this, my second my third i don't know but i am LOVIIIIIING ITTTTT"
wicked (elphaba)- "Well we all can't travel by bubble!!!"
What are your favorites
Legally Blonde (emett)- "What is this, my second my third i don't know but i am LOVIIIIIING ITTTTT"
wicked (elphaba)- "Well we all can't travel by bubble!!!"
What are your favorites
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Permalink Reply by Whitney on -
Angel: "I was a boyscout once, and a Brownie til' some little bratt got scared" I love that line from RENT!
George: "And those breasts i mean God please just let those apples fall" Spring Awakening is awsome!
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Permalink Reply by Z Varnes on -
"So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... into his head."
--Cell Block Tango, Chicago
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Permalink Reply by Pep Speed on -
one of my all time favs from "Company"
Joanne (sarcastically about Susan): Isn't she DARLING with all that free help!
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Permalink Reply by Meagan on -
How about "There is no body here we could take off our shoes and stocking ...AND PADDLE!!!" Edith Pirates of penzance
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Permalink Reply by Terryn on -
my favorite one liner from rent is when angel introduces himself and collins looks back and goes "aaaangel, indeed"
from legally blonde - "what's so special about her, has she got 3 boobs?"
from 13 is in hey kendra when they say "we're gonna get some popcorn and some raisonets.." and brett replies "chocolate covered" in that voice.
haha, (:
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Permalink Reply by Z Varnes on
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"The reviews come out a lot faster when the critics leave at intermission."
-- Max Bialystock in The Producers
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Permalink Reply by Rachel Carpenter on -
RENT- "There will always be women in rubber flirting with me"
" Markyy sell us your soul!"
Wicked- "Now wait just a clock tick!"
" Well we can't all come and go by bubble"
Thoroughly Modern Millie- "I've never read Tom Sawyer, was he sexy?"
Victor Victoria- " Well there's this polish fairy ya see..."
"He's a woman!!!"
Avenue Q- "Jesus was Jewish!"
"Put my earmuffs on the cookie... who painted the kitten?"
[title of show]- "At least my nose could take her nose in a cage match of noses!"
"A little part of me wants to punch those motherf****ers in the teeth!"
and the list goes on and on and on.....
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Permalink Reply by Miss Carol on -
legally blonde- what's up doc?
phantom-come to me angel of music
a chorus line-take care of my son
TMM- 18 years!
footloose-"i can't dance!"
seussical- are you real or are you a very large think?
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Permalink Reply by Amanda on -
Brooklyn -" You must think thas Ms.Paradice is on bad mother...SHUT YOUR MOUTH"
RENT-Mark it's the wicked witch of the west your mother"
Shrek- "I'm gonna be on you like a fat kid on cake" and "Donuts ohh what goes with donuts. Donuts and... diabettes"
Wicked- " Idon't cause a comotion I am one"
Idina Menzel concert( had to put it in here)- "God it like he wants to kill me, but I love this Fu**ing rug" after going through an extra chorus od Roxann
[TOS]- " If you stick a flashlight up my butt you can see I'm dying inside"
In The Heights- "It smells like one of those trees you hand from the review"
That is all for now
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Permalink Reply by Ashley VanLaanen on -
ITH: You've got some schmutz on your face... or "Jealous I ain't Jealous I can take all these fellas whatever!"
Spring Awakening: I'm like a pussycat. I just skim off the cream.
RENT: Marky... sell us your soul! Just kidding..
Wicked: I'm not afraid. It's the wizard who should be afraid.
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